i wanna make posts so raw that everyone on this website gets e-coli and dies
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
Number of parking tickets given to former Soviet embassy employees in Washington, D.C. that remain unpaid: 50,693.
The first time I came across this fact, I posted it on Livejournal, where I had a lot of Russian followers at the time. They responded wonderingly: “What’s a parking ticket?”
Then they laughed at the idea of anybody paying the government money just because of a piece of paper. Turns out, in Russia, they just tow your car.
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser